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Run number 42
SATURDAY 7 JUNE
CENTRO MUNICIPAL DE CAMPISMO OSASCO
Hares: Bumshine, Hand of God, Soft Hammer and Shake before Use.
Weather: sun, rain, thunder
Parabens to the Osasco boys this meet had the highest number of hashers ever
recorded at a BNHHH meet - though of course the numbers were increased due
to our neighbouring kennel visiting.
Also as you will se in a mo, probably the most ever Down Downs!
Considering the normal priority of the Osasco contingent is to drink as much
beer as possible - the guys did us proud and set a good run/walk up hill and
down dale.
DOWN DOWNS - how many?!
1.The Hares commenced the down downs swiftly followed with a flour fight
during which Hand of God threw his beer over Vicar Licker - not a good move,
our beloved Mistress then ordered him to sit on a pile of ice cubes in the
middle of the circle because he wouldn't fit in the cooler
Mind you he looked quite contented sat there for the rest of the down downs!
2. Visitors from Rio - Bem Vindo
3.Virgins
Nick son of Bill - London - Celeste
Patricia - SP - Trashcanman
Marcia - SP - Fagbreak
Andre - SP-Taci
CJ-SP-Fagbreak
Welcome
4.Softhammer was made to drink a glass of Guarana and salsa - can't remember
why now- but there must have been a reason, or maybe there wasn't!
5. Bouncy Banana for her acute observation skills the night before- was that
really a man in drag!!!
6. Sweet Meat, Halfpenny and Touch my Stuff for the lunch voucher debate at
dinner the night before
7. Rio female hashers
Halfpenny's shorts were admired by the male contingent in the circle!
8. Sitting on the trail - Shake before use, Hand of God, Soft Hammer, Marcia.
If you are going to do it don't get caught !!!!!!!!!!!! Excuses ranged
from "problem with knees" to "waiting for the walkers".
9. Told you there were loads............
SelfSex in the circle - the newly christened Dorothy, Chocolate Starfish and assorted virgins.
10. Touch my stuff, Hash Mistress of the Rio crew for smoking in the circle - you should know better!!!
11. Umbrella in the circle and not any old umbrella but the keep the beer
dry brolly- excuses included "we're from Rio and USA".
12. Fagbreak for having a fagbreak - glad to see his hash name is still
worthy!
13. Bum shine for lying down on the trail OK he took a tumble but should
have got up quicker!
14. Shake before use - for shaking his arse at everyone - nice!
15. Nick for smoking in the circle although he tried to conceal the evidence
by swallowing his fag!
16. Halfpenny for losing her bag on that long flight from Rio, but the Dane
had it all along....
17. Soft Hammer, Choc starfish, Calamity Dane , Bouncy Banana, Touch My
Stuff, Bum Shine, Christian all for needing to atend the call of mother
nature before the trail.
18. Brother Callers of mother nature during the trail - Smurf and Carlos
19. Trashcan Man - for not advising Patricia about the correct Hash wear
20. Smurf & Pussycat for getting lost together............
21. Bouncy Banana for stretching after the hash
22. BCBS - for being an imposter he thinks he's an RA so Osasco boys get him a sun glass and he became a famous MTV VJ. Case
STILL WITH ME and it goes on and on.........
23. Sweet Meat presented with a map by TrashCan man after her exploratory
efforts after the last Hash!
24. The new Mis-management committee Femme Fatale - Hash Cash, Vicar Licker – RA, Sweet Meat- Hash Scribe, Makin Bacon- absent, reputedly working in Miami! Hash Master Dyke Like - absent , too much schoolwork aren't you? , too old for that?!!! Hash Nosh/Chow, Slow Hand - Hash Web
On On
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